Fill it with water and go back to bed. Simple as pie. Or cake? Maybe it's cake. Simple as cake.
No... No. That's not right. It doesn't sound right. Why doesn't it sound right?
Easy as pie. Simple as... Simple as... Oh, God. I give up. Easy as pie, slice of cake, simple as nothing. There. All better
Gah. That's going to bug me. Simple as.... Fill the glass of water and go back to bed.
Back to the dark. Nightmares. No. Don't go back to bed.
Go read the paper. Distract self. Read the comics. One O'clock in the morning. Paper isn't here yet. Wait another five hours. Then read the paper.
Five hours to waste. What to do? Sleep. No. Don't sleep. Don't close your eyes. Push away the past. Again
Watch TV. Little mice and frying pans. Bang. There you have it. Television.
One O'clock in the morning. Nothing but infomercials. Fantastic. Hair-loss products that don't work. Fun.
Not that I need it. Sigh. Glass is over flowing, moron. Shut off the tap. Don't waste water. Fool. Pay attention.
Mice and frying pans. Cats and mousetraps. Must wait. Wait another six hour.
Go for a run. Nice cold air. Wake up a bit.
Find shorts and shoes. Shoes... Shoes are at work. Can't run in socks. Socks would get wet.
Listen to an old album. Def Leppard or Bon Jovi? No. One O'clock in the morning. Too loud. Others are sleeping.
Go back to bed...















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Oodles of woozy tofu muffins! <3
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Oodles of woozy tofu muffins! <3
Yay! and that concludes my list of expressions as I read this! haha
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Way to keep hydrated. *thumbs up*
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